Date: 2008-04-22, 9:40PM EDT
My friend and I saw you steal those two pigeons.
You were feeding a bunch of them and lured two into your car. Then, as you drove off in your champagne-coloured SUV, they started roaming about in your car so you stuffed them both down your shirt- or perhaps it was a tan vest.
You circled the block once more- but seemed to be deterred by the fact that an old lady was now sitting in the spot where you stole those pigeons.
Please contact me so that you can answer some of my many lingering questions.
Request: PLEASE DO NOT EAT THOSE PIGEONS.
(Source: craigslist, montreal)
